home gym

I’m about to share a mildly interesting opinion with mid-low utility and average entertainment value.

Here we go: 

Smart Fit Las Palmas in Medellín is filled with some of the baddest Latinas around.

That’s why I stopped going.

It's not because I'm deathly afraid of hotties.

I’m also not trying to become a monk.

I just can’t stop staring and it’s annoying.

You have to keep your head straight like Bradley Martyn above and it’s difficult.

Rather than continue wasting precious willpower…

I built a gym on my roof.

Look at that view. Totally PG. It’s good for the soul.

Building a home gym is THE move and no one should question me.

Reason #1: Save Time

It used to take two 15-minute Uber trips to go to and from Smartfit. 

That’s 30 minutes per day.

or 2.5 hrs per week

or 10 hours per month

or 120 hours per year.

120 hours per year is FIFTEEN eight-hour workdays you just sacrificed to transit.

Within this time you could get good at hacky sack and become slightly more interesting.

Reason #2: Convenience

I traded my 30-minute commute for the route shown below:

The gym is never crowded. The bench is always available. 😉

Such convenience brings me joy every day.

Reason #3: Great For Man Dates

If I want to go on a man date I just invite them over for a workout.

Gym -> steam room -> ice bath and you feel like a million bucks.

Reason #4: Stay Tanned Always

If you build your gym outside you can workout in the sun.

It feels great and you get a nice tan.

NEED I SAY MORE?

I can’t actually. Those are pretty much the benefits.

Why am I sharing this with you btw?

Absolutely no reason. I just love working out on my rooftop and like writing emails.

If you end up building a gym let me know and we can compare dumbbell size.

Stay strong homie 💪

Cool things I found during my weekly internet stroll.

List of all the countries with digital nomad visas. I’m staying put in Colombia for now but still cool to check out.

Here is the most inspiring IG account of all time. This guy is totally serious and I love it. You’re welcome.

This other guy used Chat GPT to talk to 5000 women and found his wife. I believe it. We use Chat GPT w/ SMS to book appointments at my agency and it works quite well.

Starlink has enabled a new rank of nomadic gamers. The pic at the top of the article makes me laugh for some reason. Just a guy out in a field, locked in and prepared for battle.

I love people who are overly passionate about something mundane to most. This vid is a perfect example.

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